World-Class Recyler: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus

World-Class Recyler

Her kitchen isn’t/
cluttered. She’s just a world-class/
plastic recycler.

AND

… And Wear Your Cheesehead!

Do you want to clean/
your hoarder friend’s kitchen? Wait/
for da Badgers game.

Stable Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so stable” as I am/
wearing my Cheesehead.

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so level-headed” as/
I wear my Cheesehead.

You’re obsessed over/
folks you can do nothing for./
Take care of yourself.

She flees from the light./
She hates it when it is too bright/
So how can she see?

It’s just a clothes stack./
Some new. Some loved. Enough for/
a hero? I’ll hope.

If she hadn’t stopped/
emailing me, we’d have our/
anniversary.

I laughed that the prince/
sang to a glass slipper, but/
I totally would.

Tracks in the new snow/
make me think of school yard fun/
I had long ago.

The car with no back/
window wants to go somewhere/
where it doesn’t snow.

What do you do when/
you get a gift so awesome/
it transcends “Thank You!!”?

(The John Kuhn autographed Green Bay Packer jersey says “John Kuhn #30” and “Super Bowl XLV Champs”)