When your dream girl is/
in the arms of another,/
it’s time to wake up.
Category Archives: Writing
Discontinuing “We” Dancing: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
If you camp with me,/
then dance with he, don’t expect/
reciprocity.
OR (at 8:05)
If you camp with me,/
then dance with he, don’t expect/
to continue “we”.
Don’t Prolong The Agony: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
When you watch a wish/
walk away, don’t even say/
“Goodbye”. Turn and leave.
My Personal Star-Spangled Banner: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
My own Star-Spangled/
Banner will wave longer than/
I have strength for it.
Careful! You Still Know How To Sharpen! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
You may not think you/
recall Scout lessons, but your/
sharpened hatchet does.
Memorial Day Remembering: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I have no reason/
to be here except to say:/
“I remember. Thanks.”
Priorities: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
It’s nice to find a/
woman who’s okay letting/
dirty dishes wait.
Analysis Paralysis: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When I’m told that I/
Should not analyze so much,/
I ask: “Why not ask?”
OR
When told I shouldn’t/
analyze so much, I’ll ask: /
“Why not? Who says so?”
Creeper Recognition: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I warned my daughters: /
“Stay far from creepy guys.” I/
have few female friends.
Noisy Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Some churches have loud/
kids. Some have whisp’ring grown-ups./
Both can be controlled.