Getting 58 Birthday Wishes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you want people/
to wish you “Happy Birthday!”,/
just wear a cool hat.

La Jolla Cove T-Shirt Vendor Verse: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Why should I rebel/
against another’s verse? It’s/
not competition.

I want to do more/
than just dance. What can I do/
to give more service?
OR
to serve others more?

Yes, I know I’m a/
dirt bag pig dog and you should/
hate me. Get in line.
OR
Yes, I know I’m a/
fiduche pig dog. To despise/
me, take a number.

I wait for she, the/
Unknown yet known, the searching /
unfound. We will know.

Maybe my empty/
potter’s bowl will help warm and/
fill empty stomachs.

Good art. Good music./
Good weather. Good vibe. Good cause./
It gets no gooder.

I again stand on/
the verge of being told I’m/
not appropriate.

She wonders why she’s/
“Not enough”. Maybe it’s ’cause/
She is still married.

The hair will grow back./
The eyeglasses won’t. In life,/
we have to take risks.
Or
The eyeglasses won’t. The risks/
We take can vary.