Asking A Haute Restauranteur To Dinner: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku With Entree' Options

Asking a nouveau/
haute cuisine restauranteur /
to dinner is weird.

OR (at a gourmet reader’s suggestion)
Asking haute nouveau/
cuisine restauranteurs to /
dine could be sav’ry.
(OR)
… could be tasty.
(OR)
… could be scrumptious!
(OR)
… could be yummy!
(OR)
… could be zesty!
(OR)
… could be delish.
(OR)
… could be trouble.
(OR)
… could be a start.
(OR)
… could be spicy.
(OR)
… could be funny.
(OR)
… could clean my plate.
(OR)
… could be 김치.
(OR)
… could be ______________ (submit your own suggestions!)

To Tell The Innocent The Tragic Truth: Revolutionary Blogging Poetic Conundrum

She is so innocent.
So refined.
So sophisticated.
So well versed.
So naive.

She stands,
circulates,
smiling as she always does,
beau on her arm,
boys energized.

I saw her face,
close,
once,
one Christmas season.
Snow fell on her crimson cheeks.
Her red hat
accented her long, blonde locks.
Her boys and mom played pool,
laughed,
drank chocolate milk
in my office
above the drumming crowd.

Then she was introduced,
by a friend,
to Don Juan,
the perfect man
for her perfection.
They are so happy.
She is so in love.
They’ve been together
nearly a year.

He tells the yente,
friend matchmaker,
that he plans on asking her,
soon,
to marry him.
A happy revelation.

Then he reveals
he still sees
previous loves;
slept with them
recently,
as he professed
his perfect love
for his perfect
bride-to-be.

Something is rotten
on the Eastside.

Who should say something?
He?
He won’t.
Lose the perfect woman?
Not a chance!

Matchmaker Yente?
She can’t.
It will hurt both of her friends.

Me?
I barely know her.
I don’t know him.
My words would count
only as jealousy,
envy.

So the clock moves on.
She deserves
so much good.
One can only hope
his bended knee
will help him
keep his pants on.

Just, By Herself: Romantic Blogging Poem

She got the car door
by herself;
got out
by herself;
got in
by herself;
drove home
by herself;
sang “I am a Rock”
by herself;
went in
by herself;
entered her room
by herself;
went to bed
by herself;
dreamed
by herself;
awoke alone
by herself.

Being just herself,
she is
by herself
justly.