A friend,/
far brighter than I am,/
told me this phrase./
I’d think on it for days/
before I’d understand.
Don’t exhibit the symptoms/
of Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome.
A friend,/
far brighter than I am,/
told me this phrase./
I’d think on it for days/
before I’d understand.
Don’t exhibit the symptoms/
of Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome.
[She said]:
You might be rather witty
You could be lots of fun
But if we don’t share chemistry
I’ll still be on the run
I do not doubt
that your rhyme is true.
We should find out
for both me and you.
Then you must have time
to make up a rhyme
asking for coffee or tea
so you can finally meet me
You said you’d be back
after the Easter break
(if I haven’t
made a horrific mistake),
and that you’d contact me then
to let me know when
you were back in town
and up for hangin’ around.
So I’m waiting.
Antici . . . pating.
What should I do?/
Mothers like you /
are so rare,/
the way you love and care./
To abstain/
strikes me as insane.
I dont know yer town that well./
From what i can tell/
ice cream at DQ/
MIGHT be ok,/
or confuse/
us if closed/
on Sunday,/
as I suppose./
Yer thoughts?/
I’m caught!
How can I miss U,/
Woman I haven’t met yet?/
A Dream I’ve not seen?
You score/
on much more/
than stimulating conversation./
Who needs libation/
when you’re in store?
Sometimes U/
meet 1 who/
requests of men/
that they can woo./
But when a man/
tries yet again/
her coldness 2 move,/
and fails, what then?/
2 feel woo,/
a woman must, 2.
The strong late winter wind/
blew through me,/
and turned me around again,/
like she never would do me./
It forced upon me at last,
though probably much too late,/
the formidable, daunting task/
of setting my bearings straight./
Like tree branches which are at first/
slowly by breezes unfurled,/
but then by the storm at its worst,/
ripped apart and hurled;/
So my life and emotions were washed away again/
by she who blew through me like the strong late winter wind.
I’m intense/
like a barbed-wire fence!/
I am wearing my pointy-toed/
I da ho/
cowboy boots/
and I’m gotta let loose/
on somebody’s butt/
if they don’t cowboy up!
When a woman U/
woo says she’s not into u,/
u should believe her.