Victory's Eagle and Rhubarb Crisp: Revolutionary IMprov Blogging Sonnet

I saw an eagle soar
yesterday above my canoe,
and as I watched his grandeur
I thought, Victory, of you.

And last night,
again,
I thought of you when
I ate raspberry rhubarb delight.

You should come float.
Dip your hands in the water;
pet the goslings and river otter,
and let your soul go remote;

Feel the heal of earth, wind, sky,
and wave and laugh as the eagle flies by.

I Scored Shopping Today: Romantic IMprov Sonnet Lament

You often brag
of those Prada shoes
bright and shiny and new,
brought home in your Goodwill bag.

For ten bucks plus tax
they’ll slide on comfortably
for all the world to see
as they help your budget relax

Yet still make those feet
look good! And Wonder WomAnn
has scored at shopping again!
(Watch her walk down the street!)

But non-recyclable I have no one getting what it means
when I brag about 99 cent yellow tag black fitted jeans.