You’re just in time/
for a late night rhyme/
caused by a sleepy fantasy/
from me.

Newlyweds in bed?/
Now’s the time mother-in-laws/
should discreetly leave.

I thought of you and/
then tried as much as I could/
to keep a sane mind

A woman asked me if I had “stock” haiku, that I just sent to women who I wanted to impress. After assuring her that I did not, I thought it might be fun to make one… so here it is, along with the blanks filled in.

My first stock haiku/
for a Woman with ____ ____/.
You are ____ and ____!

Here is how it came out, filled out

My first stock haiku/
for a woman with blue eyes:/
You’re hot and sexy!

This was written while the BP oil well was pumping tons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, and everyone was yelling about how terrible it is that oil companies are polluting the world. I walked by a line of cars waiting to board the ferry … waiting and running.
We all are guilty.

Oil-sucking cars wait/
in line. Polluting motors/
run while the Gulf weeps.

OR
Oil-sucking cars wait/
in line, stopped, their polluting/
motors still running.

.
Summertime sometimes sucks./
Scrumptuous strawberry shortcake,/
sans someone sharing!

Ripped woman so tall,/
do you play beach volleyball?/
I like to spike. You?

Years past/
since I last/
gazed at a full moon/
with someone./

But soon,/
I hope, it will be fun/
once more./
Not a chore/
but a treasure/
2 moonwatch apart,/
2gether.

It feels strange/
to meet/
someone off the street/
and have everything rearranged/
and potentially changed./

Not a lonely/
someone./
Just someone alone./
Like me.