A woman asked me if I had “stock” haiku, that I just sent to women who I wanted to impress. After assuring her that I did not, I thought it might be fun to make one… so here it is, along with the blanks filled in.

My first stock haiku/
for a Woman with ____ ____/.
You are ____ and ____!

Here is how it came out, filled out

My first stock haiku/
for a woman with blue eyes:/
You’re hot and sexy!