(Sung to the tune of “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”, but from a woman’s point-of-view)

He thinks my Southern’s sexy!
It really turns him on.
He’s always drooling at me
when I’m weed whacking the lawn.

He really kind of likes my Southern music drawl.
An’ he gets all excited when I say hey all y’all!
You best be knowin how he digs my squash pies from cushaws.
Yeah he really gets me!

He thinks my Southern’s sexy!