Got Milk? Soul Patch: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you grow a beard,/
soul patch style, and your hair’s gray,/
it looks like “Got milk?”
OR
Grow a soul patch beard./
If your hair’s gray, it looks like/
you’ve “Got milk?” chin drool.

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