January Wisconsin Stubble: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

News Report: Temperatures in Northeast Wisconsin were expected to only reach -6 degrees, with wind chills of -25 degrees or less.
To some, it’s just a /
scruffy beard. Cheeseheads know: It’s/
frostbite protection.
Cheesehead scruffy beard frostbite protection

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