Where’s Your Focus? Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

You’re obsessed over/
folks you can do nothing for./
Take care of yourself.

She Lives Dark: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

She flees from the light./
She hates it when it is too bright/
So how can she see?

It’s just a clothes stack./
Some new. Some loved. Enough for/
a hero? I’ll hope.

If she hadn’t stopped/
emailing me, we’d have our/
anniversary.

I laughed that the prince/
sang to a glass slipper, but/
I totally would.

Tracks in the new snow/
make me think of school yard fun/
I had long ago.

The car with no back/
window wants to go somewhere/
where it doesn’t snow.

What do you do when/
you get a gift so awesome/
it transcends “Thank You!!”?

(The John Kuhn autographed Green Bay Packer jersey says “John Kuhn #30” and “Super Bowl XLV Champs”)

When a woman says:/
“We don’t have much in common”,/
believe and accept her opinion./
Move on,/
(even if she’s wrong.)

I am on the train./
I am on the train. I am/
on the train I’m on.
OR
I am on the train./
I’m training on the train. I’m/
on the train I’m on.