I’m Trying To Be Better: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you meet someone/
who exemplifies true Love,/
you better yourself.

Church Back Rub: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

When u get something/
you’ve always wished for, how do /
you beg: “Please! Don’t stop!”?

As I think of the/
Widow’s pain, I learn all ache,/
And vow to give none.

As we so often/
called him, now please do in your/
time of need: Call us!

Staring down a bull/
in the 18th’s rough, she must/
have lavender balls.

As the golfer waits/
to die,/
I cry,/
then go play/
the back nine/
in his honor.

Two weeks ago he/
walked 18. Today they must/
let him go. No words.

I’m just waiting for/
someone to see me the way/
that I truly am.

Why would they do that?/
To release you to passions/
you’ve only dreamt of.

What at last gets her/
up? It’s not peer pressure, for/
I am way too old.