Immorality Sins Are Self-Esteem Issues: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Immorality/
sins which I committed were /
self-esteem issues.

Wooing Versus Being Creepy: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

If she liked me “that/
way,” she’d like my attention./
She doesn’t and won’t.

I’m busy. Thinking/
I don’t care for her *would be:/
She’s mind reading wrong.
OR
*is her/
mind reading wrongly.

I never doubted/
the Gospel’s truth. I doubted/
*my strength to live it.
OR
*my faith to obey.

The beautiful views/
from the mountains is surpassed/
by the view of you.

Each time I nearly/
scald myself, I recall how/
she liked to shower.

Out in the middle/
of nowhere, I could be a/
poet there as well!

My first official/
Friday of freedom, and I/
ain’t got nobody.

How can something that/
taste like onions be a cure/
for halitosis?

A bike locker is/
His canvas. Frost is His paint./
Who sees His cool art?
Click on the photo to see the frost patterns close up!