Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.
Monthly Archives: February 2014
Don't Be A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic Email Haiku
Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.
No Man Is … Oh Yeah? Romantic IMprov Haiku Lament
She views where we once/
romped and she broke my heart. I’m/
the lonely island.
Unexpected Texas Treasures: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Old dank and dark oak /
Texas bar with patterned tile/
Floor and awesome food.
Another Good Mistake: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Guacamole and/
apple empanada is/
a pleasant surprise.
Backstory: Dining at The Esquire on the Riverwalk in San Antonio, I ordered the braised short-ribs empanada. When I cut into it, (covered with spicy guacamole and sour cream), it was quite tasty… but didn’t look like pork. A little digging verified the truth: It was apple and cinnamon! The server wanted to take it back, but… I enjoyed the sweet and savory combo so much that I insisted on finishing it. When she said “I won’t charge you for that”, I said “And I won’t charge you for being your taste tester!”
It was a great mistake!
There Are Always Reasons: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
There can always be/
found reasons to do or not/
to do. Excuses.
Wishful Thinking: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Do you ever hear/
something wonderful happened/
and wish you were there?
OR
Do you ever have/
something wonderful happen/
and wish she was there?
Kindred Goof-offs Make Merry: Romantic IMprov Haiku
“Merry me!”, he said to/
she who was his kindred goof/
spirit. And they laughed.
Her Silence Results: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She released me to /
divine chicken mole’ on/
iron balconies.