Pissed Purple Helpless: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I wear purple ‘cuz/
I’m pissed and helpless and there’s/
nothing I can do.
OR
I wear purple ‘cuz/
I’m pissed, helpless and can’t pay/
for her burial.

Temple Liar: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

She promised me that/
we would attend the Temple/
again. Did she lie?

Does every father/
wonder if he’ll ever see/
his daughter again?

I thought I could sleep/
in until she woke up and/
started yammerin’.

She a cool, tall blonde/
Of whom I could be fond./
Does she want to carpool with me/
To see what kind of gentleman I’ll be?/
Or just to save gas?

I wear purple for/
my daughter because I have/
fashionista friends.

What if the reason/
I want to meet her is not/
because of her face?

I dislike what you’re/
going through, but I really/
like what you’re doing.

The most wonderful/
transition I’m grateful for/
is strength to be me.
OR
The transition I/
like most is your example/
to shine happiness.

When you finally/
gaze at clouds through rose-colored/
glasses, they look cool.