When you don’t have a/
bandage, luggage claim checks from/
last night’s flight work fine.
Monthly Archives: July 2013
A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament
Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.
Pet Names Mean Nothing: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
She called him “Babe”, then/
decided it did not mean/
anything to her.
I Just Want To Ask: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
Why can’t I plead for /
what I feel I need without/
harsh castigation?
6:15 A.M. Rain Shower: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
She said how she liked/
to fall asleep to rain sounds./
She’d have liked this storm.
What She Wants: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
She wants a long talk./
Is a night’s worth of touching/
feet too much to ask?