Carpe Diem, Carpe Youm: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Do you know how it/
feels to see your presence? It’s/
like when the sun shines.

How does it feel to/
see your presence? It’s like the/
rising sun warms me.

No Music For You Today: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I’m so close I can/
almost see your office. I/
won’t lift my boombox.

Please feel no pressure. /
Just know how you radiate/
tranquil peace and joy.

It’s NOT about me.
It’s not about ME.
It’s not ABOUT me.
IT’S not about me.
It’s NOT about ME.
IT’S NOT about ME.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!

You told me we won’t/
end up together. Why not?/
I’m not good enough?

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

With my kids getting/
mani-pedis, list’ning to,/
Crying, “Forever Young”.

My new haircut makes/
me look classy, like the old/
“Storage Wars” Jag dude.

If you dismiss me/
so quickly, what does that say/
about me really?

What if I fight for/
something I believe in just/
as hard as you do?