If I text you that/
I have a crush on your deep [OR hot]/
genius, does that work?
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Enjoying Guilty Thoughts: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Feeling guilty for/
thinking, not doing something/
you shouldn’t? Progress!
Having Guilty Thoughts Progress: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Feeling guilty for/
thinking, not doing, something/
you shouldn’t? Progress!
Not Under Pressure: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s ironic how/
the song “Under Pressure” makes/
me feel much less so.
Being The First In: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
This morning, being/
the first in meant something much/
diff’rent than the song.
I Appreciate My Job: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR
I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.
Learning How To Do It: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Just because you don’t/
know how doesn’t mean you can’t/
learn how to do it.
Missing The Energy Source: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
It’s said that if you/
take a plant from its source of/
energy, it dies.
Harley Butt Crack Lament: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.
Utah Zombie Apocalypse Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?