Tres Miserable’ : Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I dreamed a dream of/
us together. Since we’re not,/
I’m tres miserable.

Why No Contact Explained: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

When I wonder why/
you don’t contact me I should/
just read your email.

The picnic invite
had the wrong address. Instead,
I got gorgeous views.

Her new boyfriend knows
all the great hiking trails. Can
I invite myself?

Are you trying to/
make yourself so repulsive/
that I can’t like you?

Did you really not/
trust me so much to think that/
I did not trust you?

Although you asked me/
to not worry about you,/
I’m still going to.

I knew he wasn’t/
a true Bears’ fan because he/
didn’t flip me off.

She said she didn’t/
like small talk so I tried to/
give her larger talk.

I wear my cheese head./
It’s like Kaukauna Cheese Spread:/
I spread happiness!