How do I assuage/
your timid and insecure/
feelings of self-doubt?
Monthly Archives: April 2011
Why I Don't Smile At You: Romantic IMprov Haiku
If my lips were moist/
and not so chapped, I would smile/
thinking about you.
OR
Why I Won’t Smile At You:
If my lips were moist/
and not so chapped, I would smile/
when I am with you.
Why Does Charlie Sheen? Revolutionary Improv Blogging Limerick
Why does Charlie Sheen
date a porn queen
young enough to be his daughter?
I really think he oughta
leave her flat on his flat screen.
The Morning After Throwing A Life Ring: Romantic Email Poetry
I reflect on what
emotions, like waterfalls,
spilled out of my mind
and fingertips
last night.
Hope.
Desire.
Romance.
Passion.
Cheese.
Butterflies.
No omelets.
Antici…
…
…
pation.
Now, the next
morning,
I can ruminate,
consider what I
wrote,
how I threw
you
a life ring
as you bob
p
u
and
d
o
w
n
and try to not
drown
in a sea
where you see
plenty
of fish,
but just one
me.
Will you grab the ring?
Thrown by
a guy who might be
every type of romance,
tenderness,
attention,
praise,
intellect,
self worth,
Lebensfreude,
that you’ve ever
sought?
Sometimes,
when a heart
has been in bondage,
it must be shaken
AND stirred
to open
to what it always knew
it needed.
Gratitude For A Shower: Revolutionary Improv Haiku
I’m grateful to have/
a shower. Under water, /
noone sees your tears.
Touching Romantically Practicality: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She’s so practical,/
She’s still begging for romance./
How should I touch her?
Simply Complex Man Rising: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
I am a complex/
man who simply rises with/
the dawn when you’re near.
Getting Used To Haiku: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Could you get used to/
being wooed with wake-up poems/
filled with soft passion?
What Time Will Work Great? Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick
What time will work great/
for as late/
or as early/
as you want to see/
me and date?
Demanding Insisting: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
When the world’s demands/
mean you can’t find rest, let me/
not be insisting.