“Thank U 4 the diversion”,
U said,
“from being alone
and lonely.
“Isn’t that
what single people r?”

As I left yer doorstep,
I thot:
“U have the power
2 change that.”

1500 poems, prose/
and haiku./
20 percent of them rose,/
inspired by you. /
How do you create/
the great /
muse that you do?

Sometimes I call you/
just so I can hear your voice/
mail and remember.

OR
Sometimes I call you/
so I can hear your voice mail/
and remember woo.

I wrote you haiku/
and sent a photo of you!/
What more do you want?

The patheticness/
of how many women I’ve/
asked, overwhelms me.

“How do you travel/
so much?” a friend asked. Answer?/
Make reservations!
— Every year, a friend of mine takes off for several weeks and goes sailing in the Caribbean. People ask him all the time: “How do you travel like that?” His answer is very simple (and that’s what the haiku is about). He told me: “When I get home from my trip, before I do anything else, the FIRST thing I do is make plans and reservations for the next year’s trip.”