My X’s late night /
whiny texts came through, so I/
know that my phone works.
Monthly Archives: March 2011
Goodbye In Silence: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
The silence deafens./
You do this to me a lot,/
FYI. Goodbye.
Talk Deep Beauty Sleep: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I want to talk to/
you, deep, without disturbing /
your deep beauty sleep.
Marshmallow Head Retort: Revolutionary IMprov Poem
A friend was professionally dissed by a friend of hers, who then asked if they could “try again”. She said the phrase in retort was something stronger than “Marshmallow Head”, but I liked THAT cut … so I IMprov’d what she could have said:
If I put your marshmallow head
in the heat of my creativity
and inspiration
and activity,
you will burst into flames
until you are a melting
g
o
b
of blackened,
charcoaled,
g
o
o.
And that will just make a mess.
I Am Just A Guy … "Hi":Revolutionary IMprov Iambic Haiku
I am just a guy./
Still, there’s nothing more vital/
than you saying “Hi”.
Dancing Alone: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Having visitors/
stopped her from dancing alone/
in the nude. Pity.
Estrogen Comfort Fix: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Needing estrogen,/
it was comforting to sleep/
in her bed, alone.
Lakeshore Photo Model: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
I dreamed of taking/
your hand by the lakeshore, then/
taking your picture.
Late For Dinner: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
She was late for her/
dinner I’d made. Just as well./
She didn’t like it.
Cherry Pie Complaining Lesson: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
When I was young, my Grandma Bertha took the last piece of cherry pie, split it in half, and gave a piece to my sister and a piece to me. I examined the two pieces and loudly objected. “She has a bigger piece!”
Grandma quickly took my piece, said something like “I’m sorry you don’t like yours”, and ate it herself. I got nothing…except a lesson.
When I complain, I/
don’t get what i want. Truth? I/
get nothing at all.