Why does my car stink?/
I think it’s Sauerbratten/
that’s old and rotten.
Why does my car stink?/
I think it’s Sauerbratten/
that’s old and rotten.
Why don’t you just accept/
that you like me; /
that I’m very adept/
at making you feel like you should be?/
That someone could actually care/
and see you for the real Di?/
Who’ll let you pull his hair?/
Why don’t you like that guy/
and accept it’s okay/
to feel that way?/
You are thinking too much,/
and putting your heart out of touch;/
and removing your soul/
from where it ought to go./
For when you allow yourself to feel,/
maybe you’ll discover and uncover what’s real,/
and that it’s okay/
to feel that way
No response could mean/
nothing … Or everything. How/
would I know? I’ll ask.
Maybe you dont know/
how much i like you, so… I/
sent you this haiku!
I love your decoutage’
and smile.
It seems so whimsical,
I could stare awhile/
and wonder/
what’s under/
neath … /
those teeth!