Woo More With HuMore?: A Revolutionary Email Poem

You said something true:
I do
have a great sense of Hu…
mor.
and Hu…
manity, too!
What would it take for you
to meet up with a Hu
Man who
might be as much (or more)
as you’re looking for?

Cyrano Needs To See: Revolutionary Email Sonnet

As you know,/
Cyrano/
did much of his best work/
orally,/
and verbally,/
under the balcony./
Not just a written poet, he!/
His muse was finest,/
and at its divinest,/
when he could see,/
Roxanne./
(“But”, you’ll say, “you can’t see/
me!”)
In my mind I can.