I’m writing poetry/
@ the local Library/
Really!/
Care to meet me?
This may be/
one of those kismetish times/
(and I’ll end my rhymes).
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Hypocrisy of the Unforgiving Liberal: A Revolutionary Improv Audio Poem
This was an improv poem I made up and recorded while driving away from a liberal friend’s house, after she declared “I can’t get over that.”
Interestingly,/
the ones who are the most liberal,/
always seem to be/
the ones who can’t forget at all./
But they hold your feet to the fire/
for events that transpired/
years before you met./
They can’t seem to forget … /
nor forgive./
What a way to live.
Keeping Intensely In Touch: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem
I wanted 2b/
the last to greet/
U with Good Morning/
on yer fone,/
and without warning/
text Good Afternoon/
and ask: “How U Doin’?”/
and lastly 2 say/
enjoy the day!
Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Limerick and Couplet
A friend,/
far brighter than I am,/
told me this phrase./
I’d think on it for days/
before I’d understand.
Don’t exhibit the symptoms/
of Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome.
My Chemistry Romance Invitation: Email Poem Series
[She said]:
You might be rather witty
You could be lots of fun
But if we don’t share chemistry
I’ll still be on the run
I do not doubt
that your rhyme is true.
We should find out
for both me and you.
Then you must have time
to make up a rhyme
asking for coffee or tea
so you can finally meet me
You said you’d be back
after the Easter break
(if I haven’t
made a horrific mistake),
and that you’d contact me then
to let me know when
you were back in town
and up for hangin’ around.
So I’m waiting.
Antici . . . pating.
Insane Abstaining: A Romantic ConTEXTing Poem
What should I do?/
Mothers like you /
are so rare,/
the way you love and care./
To abstain/
strikes me as insane.
Sunday DQ Confusion: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem
I dont know yer town that well./
From what i can tell/
ice cream at DQ/
MIGHT be ok,/
or confuse/
us if closed/
on Sunday,/
as I suppose./
Yer thoughts?/
I’m caught!
Unseen Wonder Woman: A Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
How can I miss U,/
Woman I haven’t met yet?/
A Dream I’ve not seen?
Interesting Conversation Beats Libation: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick
You score/
on much more/
than stimulating conversation./
Who needs libation/
when you’re in store?
Woo Takes 2: A Revolutionary ConTEXTing Poem
Sometimes U/
meet 1 who/
requests of men/
that they can woo./
But when a man/
tries yet again/
her coldness 2 move,/
and fails, what then?/
2 feel woo,/
a woman must, 2.