Long Distance Woo: Romantic ConTEXTing Poem

I want 2/
woo u,/
but don’t know how 2./

Do u give,/
where u live,/
distance/
resistance/
or assistance?/

Can u help solve the issue?/
Does it matter 2 U?/
I yelp/
4 help!

When Enigmas Collide: A Romantic Email Poem

You say Moi/
is an enigma?/
Surely, you jest!/
But I guess/
we each have our views!/
(Yeah, like THAT’s news!)/

So, I’ll ask you the real/
deal:/
How would it feel/
if I took YOU to task/
and asked:/
“Why’d you finally give in/
to my persistantcy/
when you could win/
nearly any fish in the sea?”/

Would you begin to wonder:/
“Did I make a blunder?”/
Or just shrug,/
and say “My heart budged/
and moved your way … /
at least today!”

A Non-Assertive Perhapsian Sonnet: Revolutionary Email Poetry

To revel in assertiveness,
I must confess,
requires an enjoyment
akin to bliss.

Sometimes, after the workout,
when I’m well perspired,
I may look at myself
and think: “WOW! I’m tired!”

Tired of the chase.
Tired of the race.
Tired of the chastisement
I sometimes must face

Tired of being too anxious to pursue, too eager to woo.
So, sometimes, I think: “Perhaps … I’m through.”