Pressure-Filled Pressuring: Romantic IMprov Rhymning Haiku

I’m not going to/
put pressure on you about/
not feeling pressure.

What I Had For Lunch: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Because I forgot/
lunch, I shall feast only on/
your words and be filled.

Is it okay
in the middle of the day
to say
my thirst for you is not abated:
I remain,
by you,
twitterpated?

Touch me on my green/
IM spot and I shall be /
happy all day long.

My step one/
is finally done.
I made a phone call.
That is all.
I must walk before I run.

Why does “Fat Bottomed/
Girls” bring out more emotion/
now than it used to?

I believe in work/
based on that belief. Action’s/
better than mere hope.
OR

I believe, and work/
based on that. Action’s better/
than if i just hope.

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
breakfast of peaches.
or

The dog barked at me/
until I offered him my/
Cheerios breakfast.

These Eeyorian
thistles* are so pretty I’ll/
gladly not eat them.

Lunchtime with Eeyore./
These thistles are so pretty.
I’ll look and not lunch.

*Upon closer examination, these purple wildflowers are NOT thistles.

Barbeque wings. Egg /
drop soup. Egg salad sandwich./
Too fowl of a meal?